There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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