do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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