They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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