Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Sorry about my life...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize