Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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