Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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