if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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