You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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