I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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