oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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