she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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