I queefed so loud it echoed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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