still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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