this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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