Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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