i just wanna soil my oats bro
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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