your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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