just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not