can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts