is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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