we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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