You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.