quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?