did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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