do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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