Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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