WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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