it hurts more in the daytime
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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