The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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