i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Did I show you my penis last night?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
the raccoons are back...
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