my phone needs a breathalizer
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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