I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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