I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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