i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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