I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Everyone says I win the strip club
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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