I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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