Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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