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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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