that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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