Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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