People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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