I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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