5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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