I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Text me some of your sweat
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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