is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
