ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
whose parrot is this?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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