Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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