can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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