32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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