I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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