I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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