i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This baby is an asshole
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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