One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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