If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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