Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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