did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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