No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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