3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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