I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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